Story in Illustrations

This past week, I show up to work and see a guy standing next to our dumpster. He looked a little like this.







The first thing he said was: Don't call the cops. Nothing weird about that.

Then he dropped this:




Ok. So I figure he's just defacing the Papa Johns dumpster. Who hasn't been there, right?

Then, He recognizes me.

JAMES!!!! NIGGA!!!!

Still, nothing out of the ordinary.

Then he comes at me (I'm still trying to get in the door) like this:



No joke. Gorilla walkin.

We call the cops. I shouldn't be trusted.

Turns out, he was actually doing this:





I'm so naive. That made much more sense than this: